1. If the poof fits, go ahead and prance around in it. (Methinks thou doth protest too much on that point...a bit insecure, perhaps? Liberal men who claim to be straight simply haven't come out yet. A man who is liberal is by definition gay. At least the drag queens and pedophiles have the courage to ADMIT they're gay.)
2. Most importantly, whether Britain OR Australia---regardless: where do you think AUSTRALIA would be were it not for U.S. wars in Asia? You'd be typing in Japanese, Korean or Mandarin, in a place known as South South China.
Sounds like Brucie got a little too much to drink or smoke at the recent gay pride parades.