A friend of mine, an undercover narc on the L.A. Sheriffs dept. told me that the FBI couldn't follow a menstrating elephant in a snow bank.
The last few years the keystone kops make the FBI look bad.
You got that right, I am in charge of security at a "Targeted Facility", in FBI speak, along with my other duties. These people are Bozo's, the Coast Guard and the local police are easier to deal with and have their act somewhat together.