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To: B. A. Conservative
In panic, Homer smashes the control panel, and sends the saucer crashing towards Washington.

Meanwhile, outside the Capitol, the candidates are giving their last electoral speach.

Kang (looking like Bob Dole): The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
[applause]

Kodos (looking like Bill Clinton): I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
[applause]

From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs.

Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
[unmasks them]
[audience gasps in terror]

Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[murmurs]

Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.

Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!

Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
[Kang and Kodos laugh out loud].

-- "Treehouse of Horror VII"

27 posted on 07/04/2002 7:57:28 AM PDT by Homer Simpson
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To: Jonx6; TXFireman
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31 posted on 07/04/2002 8:08:37 AM PDT by Homer Simpson
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To: Homer Simpson
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away. [Kang and Kodos laugh out loud].

LOL!

Yep, that is what we were all told.

I keep thinking of Rush saying if we didn't vote for Bush we would get Gore.

I decided to throw my vote away on Harry Browne.

So now we get President Bush.

I reckon I will just keep throwing my vote away.

If I refuse to vote THEY won't know I didn't vote. I want them to know "they" didn't get my vote.

38 posted on 07/04/2002 8:33:57 AM PDT by carenot
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To: Homer Simpson
I loved the bumper sticker..."Don't blame me, I voted for Kang."
41 posted on 07/04/2002 8:40:43 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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