Ozzy's Wife Sharon Has Cancer

New York Daily News ^ | 7/03/02 | MAKI BECKER

[caa26]

Actually when Ozzy bit the head off the bat, chicken or whatever it was, Ozzy thought he was biting the head off of a doll not a real animal. Then when the blood starting gushing, well you can figure out the rest.

[TracyPA]

I am sorry to hear this. I hope Sharon gets well. Ozzy said they have a pact that Sharon can't die before him, because he couldn't live without her. I really think Ozzy would drink himself to death. Sharon was the one who saved him when he was fired from Black Sabbath.

[Musket]

What knowledge of the Osbournes, or specifically of Sharon, do you have that indicates prayers for them would be directed to Satan?

To quote Ozzy, "I'm the Prince of ---king Darkness". Ozzies words, not mine.

[Phantom Lord]

Quick story...

I was playing golf with my grandfather and his friend who is a Montsenior (sp?) in the Syracuse NY dioseces of the Roman Catholic Church.

Me, having a tendency to curse while playing golf was told by my grandfather to not do so on this occasion due to our playing partner.

Well, a couple of holes in the Montsenior hits a real bad shot onto an adjacent hole. "Son of a bitch!" he yells. A couple holes later he 'flubs' a short chip. "God damnit!" he yells as he pounds his club into the ground. Then he misses a 3 foot putt on the same hole "Jesus!" he mutters.

My grandfather, upset with his language says to him "Montsenior, watch your language." To which he replied, "God doesnt listen to you on the golf course."

Is the Montsenior a subject of the Devil, or does God truly not listen to you on the golf course?

[Phantom Lord]

I was bork OK, the first time.

[Phantom Lord]

Correction... I was born OK, the first time.

[Phantom Lord]

I think a lot of the "Charlie Church" crowd will be very surprised by who gets in and who doesnt when the day comes.

[Phantom Lord]

He did bite the head off of a Bat and a dove. There is no denying it. Though the bat was by accident as he thought it was one of his rubber bat stage props.

The dove in a meeting with record execs because he was all doped up and thought they expected him to do it or some other outrageous act.

[Skooz]

I once saw an evangelist who said the same thing.

[Phantom Lord]

Homer Simpson to God: I work hard all week to support and take care of my family. Why would I want to go to Church on Sundy just to be told that Im going to hell?

God: Good point.

[NittanyLion]

I think they stopped talking to you. Probably because you're The Devil. I hear you participate in those long drive contests; they're The Devil's Workshops, you know.

[Phantom Lord]

Did you see the episode where the "Prince of Darkness" quote came from? If not, then you should find the context from which it came. And if you did, you know exactly the context from which it came, and it is not even close to the context you are trying to portray it in.

Or your just being sarcastic and/or attempting to rile some people up.

[Phantom Lord]

Don't tell them about my Metallica collection that is one of the largest known to man.

Or about my Slayer albums.

Or that I compete in athletic competitions on SUNDAYS!

[antivenom]

...what that person said HAD NOTHING to do with anyone's affliction with cancer.

Take your admiration and sympathy for rock and roll trash and share it with the other Osboure admiring DOLTS on this tread...leave me out of your pity party.

And save the "children" guilt trip sh*t for the Demoncrats...it doesn't have SQUAT to do with what I found funny...

[NittanyLion]

Or that I compete in athletic competitions on SUNDAYS!

The horror...

[Skooz]

Someone put something in your coffee this morning? This thread is about Sharon Osbourne's cancer diagnosis--or so I thought.

[NittanyLion]

Take your admiration and sympathy for rock and roll trash and share it with the other Osbourne admiring DOLTS on this tread...leave me out of your pity party.

So you're happy the woman has cancer, huh? WWJD, indeed.

[Skooz]

You post your hysterical laughter on a thread devoted to a woman's cancer and you get angry with me and compare me to (egad) Dems? Now that's funny.

[RoughDobermann]

To quote Ozzy, "I'm the Prince of ---king Darkness". Ozzies words, not mine.

Do you think that, just perhaps, this is pure marketing? Metal music in the 70s used "satanism" as a method of securing new, rebellious, young fans who wanted to be "bad." Not unlike young peopel listening to Elvis or the Beatles. More dramatic? Yes, but the same premise.

[Skooz]

Apparently, this person finds cancer hilarious. Oh, it's just "rock and roll trash" that has the cancer. That's why it's so funny, I suppose.

Geeez.