With all due respect Commander, I think you're being a bit disingenuious here. You know durned well you would not have kicked anyone's fourth point of contact. You would have followed established procedures, just as SPC New's chain of command did.
Although I appreciate the sentiment, let's not get carried away eh sir?
RLTW!
Semper Suo
OK, I would have kicked his ass from here to next Christmas, figuratively speaking.