[Lady Jag]

You could gnaw on turtles and sea rocks, just don't drink the ocean. Unless they're protected turtles and endangered sea rocks. They are protected but in this case, we are not. Dakmar, how about coming up with a seawater diet that we can sell to the Democrats?

[Dakmar]

Well, I suppose we could talk about all the oppressed people forced to drink sea water, but then we'd have to scout some up. It would be easier and cheaper to just hire some folks to look downtrodden for an afternoon, I suppose. Would we still have to rent real turtles?