"Man, am I glad you're here. I've been calling myself a conservative for so long, and I'm embarrassed as all hell to find out I was wrong." "
So tell me: if I'm for Ron Paul, school vouchers, the NRA, legalization, capitalism, and Ann Coulter, and against abortion, Amnesty International, Susan Sarandon, government interference, and Hillary, am I a leftist?"
"I sure hope not. I hate to think I've been voting the wrong ticket for the last 15 years."
Good for you! At least you have some measure of good sense. Your support of legalizing drugs makes you one of the Libertarians that really ought to know better.