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To: JulieRNR21; lodwick; LadyX; blackie; ppaul; philman_36; dansangel; rintense; Dog
A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught in the railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming.

He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!"

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer! He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND cussing!"

Still nothing and the train was just seconds away!

He tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and fornicating."

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way in the nick of time.

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself."


151 posted on 07/02/2002 3:11:49 PM PDT by whoever
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To: whoever
Glad to know that you enjoyed it also. To me, that's what FR is all about - sharing and helping others, while we try and help dig our country out of the liberal/pc/dim/lib/dumbass hell-hole that we've allowed ourselves to be sucked into.

Sorry about that grammatical fau pax - but there's catching up reading to be done here. What can I say - I'm just a country boy from Texas. ;-) bbs
157 posted on 07/02/2002 4:21:43 PM PDT by lodwick
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