[Ditto]

"...the wishes don't work, as it is apparent that Wlat has not yet expired of intestinal cancer in a part of the world where the benefits of morphine remain as yet undiscovered."

You need help.

[Treebeard]

One idle wish, and I'm over the ragged edge of insanity, eh? I've also idly wished I'd won the lottery, that the South had won the war, and that the Dallas Cowboys would stage a comeback, but none of those things has happened, either. Thusly, based on that track record, I doubt Wlat has anything physiologically to worry about.

Thanks for your misplaced concern regarding my mental health, but I bet we'd see some really scary results if the group of you anti-Southern types started looking at inkblots.