[PoisedWoman]

They were nabbed saying the Pledge of Allegiance before takeoff.

Oh no! Not THAT! What a bunch of pervs. They deserve the death penalty.

Entire crew? Drug running is my #1 choice. Planning to hijack the plane and fly it to Cuba is #2. Smuggling Cohiba cigars?

[B Knotts]

Gunman: Will you fly this plane to Luton, please?

Second Pilot: Well, this is a scheduled flight to Cuba.

[Dead Dog]

How about non-PCism, one may have addressed the Flight Safety Professional as a Stewardess. The other crewmember my have been smiling at the same time..therfore making him an accomplice.