[Sally II]

Of course, Palestinian kitties are driven to such drastic and deadly acts of terrorism because of hopelessness, lack of kitty litter, poverty, and oppression. They still hold the deads to the dark hovels that once belonged to their grand daddies, but are now possessed by the Jews. Part of their rage is due to the fact that their fellow Palestinian kittens are frequently murdered and their blood is being used as a binding ingredient in matzo balls. Allah has promised premium heavenly awards for all kitties willing to martyr themselves for the cause of Palestine: The Koran promises that heaven is filled with pure, white streams of milk, sunlit window sills to relax under at every corner, fresh catnip, and 70 virgin Tom cats waiting on paw and foot on his every need.

[Reactionary]

Yes, the kittens of Palestine act out of complete and utter hopelessness. There are few couches to lounge on, few bottles of milk, the kitty litter been confiscated by the IDF, and the dogs have been trained by some fringe Jewish terrorist group to kill kittens on sight. Even the birds have been put in Jewish zoos for decades.

And out of their despair comes the flower of kitten Jihad!

[Michael.SF.]

"The Koran promises that heaven is filled with pure, white streams of milk"

Damn! And me being lactose intolerant!