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To: ksen
My G*d, it's TOONCES!!!!!
48 posted on 07/01/2002 10:14:07 AM PDT by Illbay
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To: Illbay
My G*d, it's TOONCES!!!!!

After his gig with SNL ended Toonces' career went the way of Danny Bonaducci's, i.e. into the toilet. Toonces was eventually picked up for trafficking in "kitty" porn.

It was during his time at the local pound that Toonces was introduced to the Koran. Late one night Toonces got up to go to the bathroom and found that his litter box was lined with pages from the sacred muslim text. It wasn't much longer before Toonces converted to Islam and changed his name Muhammed al-Morris abu Shayeff.

After his release, Toonces eventually made his way to the Middle East. It was there that he teamed up with Hamas and Hizbollah and gave them the idea to recruit felines into the ranks homicide bombers.

62 posted on 07/01/2002 10:26:48 AM PDT by ksen
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