Posted on 07/01/2002 9:47:49 AM PDT by Texaggie79
After his gig with SNL ended Toonces' career went the way of Danny Bonaducci's, i.e. into the toilet. Toonces was eventually picked up for trafficking in "kitty" porn.
It was during his time at the local pound that Toonces was introduced to the Koran. Late one night Toonces got up to go to the bathroom and found that his litter box was lined with pages from the sacred muslim text. It wasn't much longer before Toonces converted to Islam and changed his name Muhammed al-Morris abu Shayeff.
After his release, Toonces eventually made his way to the Middle East. It was there that he teamed up with Hamas and Hizbollah and gave them the idea to recruit felines into the ranks homicide bombers.
LOL. That's what I was thinking. I keep seeing Mr. Tinkles in CATS and DOGS screaming "Evil does not wear a bonnet!!!"
LOL
Drunken cat suicide bomber army: priceless
For everything else there's EU credits.
this is the best the tin god can muster. since in nature of the tin god is deception and destruction, those who follow such policies are dumb and pathetic to start with.
if they were not, they would never have bought his trash.
Disgust, yes. Surprise, no. These are people who think it's funny to dress a baby as a suicide bomber.
Remember: they worship a "god" who loves murder, terror, suicide, pain, bloodshed, and horror; who loves the sound of a suicide exploding in a crowded marketplace; who rewards those who murder innocent people, or so they think; who laughs at the sounds of pain and anguish, the smell of exploding flesh, the taste of blood.
In blowing up babies and kittens they are giving "Allah" what he wants.
But--the joke's on them.
They'll listen to "Allah" roar with laughter for the rest of eternity--laughter at pain, terror, fear, and horror--laughter at all the things they've done that disgust the world--and the heartiest laughter at them, at what fools they were to serve a "god" of murder, suicide, and terror and expect anything from him for themselves but torment.
Such is a pact with the devil.
Such are the fools who would make such a pact.
Such is the "god" that would let them.
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