[Scuttlebutt]

Here's a link to the 'closest to perfect' Country & Western song that was ever written. The lyrics have everything you could possibly want in a country tune…mama, trains, pickup trucks, prison, and getting drunk (the only thing missing is that Texas isn't even mentioned once). ;-)

You Never Even Called Me By My Name

[Billie]

Hi, scuttle! We'll just have to get some Texas in here, then! Here's one.....

[Aquamarine]

I love that song Scuttlebutt, it's hilarious!
You want Texas? Here's some Texas for you.

Click on the pic

[ru4liberty]

No mention of Texas??? And they dare to call it the perfect country song? What were they thinking?

Thanks for posting this. It's a fun sing-along song -- even if it's only nearly perfect.

[LadyX]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH - my conmputer says I cannot download it...:((

oMmi - I'm delighted to finally 'see' you!
You indeed look like Hemingway, and a first cousin twice removed from Cobby!
(No - not a kissin'cousin!)
LOLOL

[dixie sass]

Can't get the silly thing to play! Sighhhhhh, oh wellll, back to the drawing boards!!!

[philman_36]

Yee-Ha! Great song. Thanks for the .ram!