[boris]

"while men are far uglier than women, they age better"

How old do I have to get before I become handsome? I'm 51 and time's running out.

I'm ready to be a babe magnet, but for some reason the magic isn't evident.

--Boris

[Tony in Hawaii]

Try a monocle.

[CyberAnt]

"babe magnet"

ROTFLOL ;)