[Kermit]

Tom Cruise is worried about street crime, he ought to come back to the good ol' US of A, where street crime is a third of the level in the UK. Just recently, his neighbor was assaulted in her home and he personally went running after the thieves, who got $140,000 in jewels. Now, what he would've done, if he'd caught up to the thieves is another question, since handguns are outlawed in Britain. I guess he could stare angrily at the thugs.

[jonascord]

He could have squealed a girlyboy squeal and called for a stuntman stand-in. Meanwhile, the bad guys could have re-arranged his nose to someplace on his left ear.