Posted on 06/30/2002 8:37:26 PM PDT by ArcLight
Maybe there's just so many people here now, that I'm missing the comedy threads, or may be they go too quick.
I miss ole Socks C. I guess Betty Currie's got him bound-and-gagged!
We just need more fun stuff again! Stay well, sweetie...............FRegards
That's great, C-J!..............FRegards
I had an Aunt that spoke like that, Skooz. She was Dutch or Norwegian or something - far enough North so their brains froze every year.
I never did figure-out that Moslem thing that far North. Maybe it was the goats. Stay well armed and vigilant..........FRegards
Well, I clicked on your link. Didn't get anything but a quick flash of the Quick-time opening screen.
Got suspicious and ran Ad-Aware, found a couple of registry keys had been placed on my system.
Now, I'm not accusing the poster of misleading, or that he even knew, but I run Ad-Aware prior to and immediately after any Internet excursion. That spy-ware thingy is malicious and since it can't be done by its purveyors openly, its not in my opinion a cool thing.
Two men sit drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building.One turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender overhears this, and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar.
The 2nd Man Says: "What ........are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen!"
The 1st Man says: "No, it's true, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The 2nd Man tells him: "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke."
The 1st Man says: "No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
The 2nd Man says: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the
11th...10th...9th...8th..floors, continues downward, and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat'.
Back upstairs, the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says:
"You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"
!!!!!!
That song is still on my profile-page! Unfortunatly, all the gifs are gone!
Time for repair-work! Stay well armed and vigilant, and have a great fourth-of-July, pal............FRegards
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.