[lodwick]

Heheh - there are geniuses amongst us. Here's another:

JUST A FLESH WOUND: Corey O'Connor, 23, of Toledo, Ohio, was hospitalized
after an incident in a bar's parking lot. A witness said she was having
an argument with a man when O'Connor attempted to break it up. As
O'Connor tried to pull a gun out of his pocket, she says, it went off.
The bullet struck him in the leg -- after passing through his scrotum.
He was reported in serious condition. (Toledo Blade) ...Everyone agrees
it's "serious," yet most seem to laugh at the story.

[Billie]

Well I have to say that if we gave a prize (and it's an idea! We just might have to do that!) to the one who brings the quirkiest stories here, you'd certainly be at the top of the list!