[whoever]

Speaking of dogs-------

DOG DUTIES

Is your dog a pampered pet?

Does he eat better than you?

Does he sit on your furniture?

Does he have the run of the house?

In days gone by dogs earned their keep.

Here are some suggestions to make your dog a useful member of your household.

Put him to work digging up your garden in the spring.

Make him fetch your mail and keep nosy neighbors away.

He can do dangerous work so you don't have to!

Or just give him general guard duty.

Send him out to check the weather.

Or make him help you cook the roast nice and slow for hours on that awful dog-torturing machine from the Middle Ages: the spit and treadmill!

But whatever you do, get him off that sofa, quit feeding him that gourmet food, and make him earn his keep, and then some!

Sincerely,
The CAT

[philman_36]

Shoot the dog and drown the cat,
Aquarium fish is where it's at.

Just being facetious. I've never had to shoot any of our dogs, they seem to get run over by cars or just run off, and I've never owned any cats to begin with.

[Mudboy Slim]

It's the durned cats who are the FReeloaders at the MudCave...damn things just shed and shed and shed in the Summer, you can't vacuum too much!!

My dogs usedta never do that...reckon we need a new to chase off the cats.

FReegards...MUD