A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 06-29,30-02 Weekend

Billie

[lodwick]

heheh - internet karma, Amy?

Nice to see you and Who! this wonderfully soggy Sunday.
We've been getting some much needed rain, spinning up from he Gulf and showering down from Heaven. ;-)

[lodwick]

he Gulf? Preview? Nah. Karma? None. Good grief.

[whoever]

..Ya gotta come to Texis to enjoy thet Pioneer brand. Like we say, it's bigger and better in Texis!...

I have a couple cyber adopted cousins in Texas trying to convince me to 'come on down'.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Blackie, I'm afraid I missed wishing you and Barb a Happy Anniversary-so...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

[JustAmy]

Rain???? What's that?

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN FRESNO WHEN...

1. You have to explain to company from out of town, what animal a "Tri-tip" comes from and that it's indigenous to the area.
2. You buy salsa by the gallon.
3. Drivers think a red traffic light is just a suggestion.
4. All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October, but clear out before the end of April.
5. Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los"
6. You think 6 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
7. You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
8. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
9. You see more irrigation water on the street than in the river.
10. You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
11. You can say 115 degrees without fainting.
12. Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way.
13. People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70.
14. You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.
15. You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
16. The pool can be warmer than you are.
17. You can make sun tea instantly.
18. You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
19. People with black cars or upholstery are assumed to be from out-of-town.
20. Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.
21. You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
22. The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
23. It's noon in July, the kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving in the streets.
24. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
25. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

[whoever]

..Is it time for more silly jokes?..

It is always time in my book.

Besides, I am here and, therefore,

A guy says, "For our Twentieth Anniversary, I'm taking my wife to Australia."

His friend says, "That's going to be tough to beat. What are you going to do for your Twenty-fifth Anniversary?"

The first guy says, "I'm going to go back and get her."

[JustAmy]

This stuff must be contagous!

[whoever]

Good day, Saint.

I love this, you wouldn't mind if I 'borrow' it, would you?

I, of course, (ha) would give you credit......

[whoever]

..Thank God for Old Geezers! ..

Thanks for posting that.

I am a proud old geezerette.

[Billie]

Boo! Sorry - I'm not having much time today to 'play' - I hope to before the day is over. Don't make too much noise or wreck the place. No food fights please!

[lodwick]

;-)

You two are syncing nicely today.
That's great. bbl

[ST.LOUIE1]

Good day, Saint.

Good afternoon, dear.

I love this, you wouldn't mind if I 'borrow' it, would you?

It's yours. Take it away. : )

I, of course, (ha) would give you credit......

Never necessary to give me credit. No "ha". : )

[whoever]

..Second time is a charm. ..

And it worked! Thanks for staying with it, because when I did the right click thing, it still wouldn't give it up.

[daisyscarlett]

I am glad you like the kitty cat....If you want an excellent gravy mix that is not healthy, I discovered a brand called "Williams Country Gravy Mix". Got it at Von's in California. It is thick and creamy and I use it with country fried steak....

[daisyscarlett]

Are you guys going to put Fred together with the MEOW sound?

[whoever]

..We've been getting some much needed rain..

I am so glad you are. My Texas 'cousins' tell me about the conditions there,,,,really bad.

We, of course, here in the glorious CA Valley have sunshine. It is cooler here than where JustAmy and MamaBear are, but, still quite warm.

[lodwick]

We're being good Billie.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Don't make too much noise or wreck the place.
No food fights please!

I'll try to keep Amy and lodwick in line. : )

But if Coby joins in....

I'll have to call for help.

What amI saying!

Hey Mama_Bear! SPLAAAAT! LOL!

[lodwick]

Hi Daisy - have I missed something?
Something unmashed, I guess.

Billie's and Louie are the guys that could do that.

Have a great Sunday afternoon.

[lodwick]

Billie's?

Breaking for something to eat. Sheesh.