Voyeur gets women to bare breasts for satellite

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 6.28.02

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Voyeur gets women to bare breasts for satellite
(Filed: 28/06/2002)

Four women have contacted police after being persuaded to stand topless in their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram.

The women, aged between 19 and 45, living in the Algarve, southern Portugal, were all contacted by telephone by a woman claiming to be a doctor.

She told them that a revolutionary method had been developed of conducting breast examinations by satellite.

They were told that the consultation would be free if they followed instructions by stripping to the waist and standing in view of the satellite.

One woman was so trusting that she took off all her clothes for the "examination".

Later, the women were telephoned with the alleged results of the examinations. The woman claiming to be a doctor then told them of her sexual desires in graphic detail.

[johniegrad]

I'm not saying these women are dumb or anything but from what I understand they each had to take off their shirts to count to two.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Ping!

[johniegrad]

Portuguese breasts

[Rebelbase]

Mmmmm! Tasty!

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Perhaps the "doctor" was merely trying to take a trip down mammary lane........

[Ken H]

"Are you standing on the balconey topless? Good. Now look down and spell 'attic'. HAHAHA!" ~click~

[r9etb]

"Telemammogram for Ms. Consuelo Peitos-Grandes"

[tophat9000]

There must have REALLY equaled there bust size

[tophat9000]

There I.Q.'s must have REALLY equaled there bust size

[KarlInOhio]

Did they check the caller ID records to see if the call came from the National Reconnaissance Office?

[hchutch]

ROFLMAOSMMD!!

[RJL]

I hadn't heard that Clinton was going to be in Portugal.

[NMC EXP]

I've been known to moon the eyes in the sky when I see them passing over at night just to give the NRO crew something to talk about on a slow night.

I also flip off the surveillance cameras at intersections.

Wonder if these are "hate crimes"?

Regards

J.R.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

These women ought to have kept abreast of this form of titillation. Of course the guy could have had a little more fun with them, and say that the satellite is located in the Aureola Borealis. But in any case, it was a flash of inspiration.

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[mhking]

ROTFL - Is that your Halloween costume???

[RoughDobermann]

[Larry Lucido]

My wife forwarded this to me the other day:

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SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR E-MAIL LIST.

I hate those hoax e-mail warnings but this one is important.

IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND
ASKS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS. THIS IS A SCAM,
HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS.

(I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!)

[Gumlegs]

Hallowe'en??? It's what I wear to the office!