No wonder they raised the retirement age to 70. What Social Security crisis? They'll just work us until we drop, then we get one or two checks before it's time to dump us in the old ash heap. Heck, by the time I'm 70 they'll have raised it to 75, by the time I'm 75 it'll be 80, by the time I'm 80 I'll be dead. Nothing like getting a good return on your investment.
Social Security - such a deal! How can anyone not love a socialist welfare program like Social Security? Just because they give away billions every year to people who never paid a dime into the system, so that the rest of us who actually pay into the system can work until we die! Boy, sure makes me feel good about working hard and paying taxes my whole life.