You forgot the ruby slippers and Febreze. Please try again.
Walking down the street before 1:45 in the morning, carrying your neighbors daughter that you have just snatched from her bed....without one neighbor or someone driving thru the neighborhood seeing him....even if he pulled his SUV up to the curb and put her in there and then drove around the block into his garage....nobody saw or heard and a trace of her was not left in the SUV.
And why take her to his house at all??