[AmishDude]

From a single guy who can say these things and not get in trouble:

• And the two shall become one -- her.
• Whether he pays for the cow or buys the milk, he will still end up with a nag.
• Behind every great man, there is a woman telling him how worthless he is.
• I really wish they'd keep "obey" in the woman's wedding vows. It provides a much needed comic relief.

[Phantom Lord]

As a married man I can say those things too.

But only when "she who must be obeyed" is not around.

[MEGoody]

I can see why you are single. LOL