[Phantom Lord]

I'm married to a Long Island JAP. Almost like a foreign import. But with attitude.

[quebecois]

I'm married to a Brooklyn JAP. Not exactly...er...the subservient type (what can I say? I'm a glutton for punishment)

[Publius6961]

I'm married to a Long Island JAP. Almost like a foreign import. But with attitude.

LOL.
You got my vote for this weeks's winner for understatement.