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Yes, we can have curved bananas, judges decide
The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 06/26/2002 | Robert Uhlig

Posted on 06/25/2002 5:30:50 PM PDT by dighton

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Gherkin checkers keep to straight and narrow
1 posted on 06/25/2002 5:30:50 PM PDT by dighton
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I don't think Arafat is the only dumbest man on earth.
2 posted on 06/25/2002 5:33:38 PM PDT by Khepera
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I don't know about you, but my banana(s) are curved...

dvwjr
3 posted on 06/25/2002 5:34:51 PM PDT by dvwjr
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Earlier Thread
4 posted on 06/25/2002 5:38:10 PM PDT by mikrofon
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There is an X-42 joke in here somewhere.
5 posted on 06/25/2002 5:39:23 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Halfway through the article, I went back to the top, sure I was going to see 'The Onion' was the source. This proves, once again, truth is stranger than fiction.

No wonder Europeans have no stomach for fighting terror. They are too busy regulating the shapes and sizes of things in the produce department.

6 posted on 06/25/2002 5:41:01 PM PDT by Trust but Verify
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Thanks for the link. Not the same article, however: that was the Times, this is the Telegraph.

7 posted on 06/25/2002 5:42:35 PM PDT by dighton
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Hmmmmmm... Curved bananas....
8 posted on 06/25/2002 5:45:20 PM PDT by aomagrat
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If someone could combine it with a condom joke too, that would be great.
9 posted on 06/25/2002 5:49:39 PM PDT by apochromat
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10 posted on 06/25/2002 5:53:34 PM PDT by dighton
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Most of the women I have known thought slightly curved bananna's were -- appealing! (ta-ta-dum!)
11 posted on 06/25/2002 6:00:27 PM PDT by ReaganCowboy
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New spokesperson:

"I just love a curved banana!"

12 posted on 06/25/2002 6:01:14 PM PDT by weegee
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Freedom's head emerges from the water for one last gasp before the EU sends it to a watery grave.
13 posted on 06/25/2002 6:01:46 PM PDT by untenured
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How do you rehabilitate a crooked banana?
14 posted on 06/25/2002 6:10:42 PM PDT by gitmo
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Unmentioned is that Asda is 100% owned by Wal-Mart which probably pushed them to fight this nonsense.
15 posted on 06/25/2002 6:35:05 PM PDT by aculeus
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Thanks to everyone that worked so hard on this.

Looks like those emails ,call and letters finally payed off!

Thank you curved fruit lovers everywhere;)

P.S.,next on the agenda "More colors of Licorice,it's our right!"

16 posted on 06/25/2002 6:37:15 PM PDT by mdittmar
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Yes, we have no curved bananas...
17 posted on 06/25/2002 6:41:35 PM PDT by general_re
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18 posted on 06/25/2002 6:56:32 PM PDT by DoughtyOne
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It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

19 posted on 06/26/2002 6:27:21 AM PDT by Orual
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The Government immediately applied to the High Court for a Certificate of Public Importance enabling it to bring an appeal to the House of Lords as a matter of urgency.

Sheesh, does this sound like our own Congress or what? (snort) Certificate of Public Importance ...

20 posted on 06/26/2002 6:43:42 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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