[Burkeman1]

NO Best Line from "Kelly's Heroes":

In the midst of battle-

Crap Game: "What the Hell are you doing?"

Oddball: "Eating some Cheese and tasting some wine."

[mhking]

Crapgame: Try making a DEAL!
Big Joe: What kind of DEAL?
Crapgame: A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

[BradyLS]

The scene of Caroll O'Conner listening to Kelly's advance on the bank, in a red bathrobe with major-general's stars, is priceless:

"General..."

"What the Hell is it, Booker? Can't you see I've got 'the game' on?"

"Crap Game, this is Kelly. We're stalled just on the other side of the river. One of the Shermans is knocked out and I'm down to two. We some bridgers up here..."

"No! Go! Go! Go!"

"Sorry, Kelly, the engineers are behind the Grave Registration company..."

"J*sus Chr*st! They've even got the *oddam*ed grave diggers up there!"

"Okay...we'll just have to go ahead without 'em. Catch up as best you can. How many people know about this?"

"That's the spirit! Someone's finally cracked this nut wide open!"

"But General...Where are you going?"

"To the front!"

"Where's that?"

"About 10 miles further east than you ever thought it was! And Booker! GET ME MY UNIFORM!!!"