[Lee'sGhost]

Mister PRESIDENT!!!!! I would like to submit to you, and to this esteemed body of Tar Heels (not meaning UNC here), newcomers, neophytes, and just plain NC Freepers, that I, the inimitable and enigmatic -- and still dead -- Lee'sGhost, be the "O"fficial Taster of the Brew, forever hereafter to be commonly, but no commoner, know as, THEE Beer Taster of the North Carolina Chapter of FreeRepublicans!!!

Remember, I thought of it first.

[Lee'sGhost]

OH, yeah, not that it should be necessary to say, but in this capacity it is expected (and desired) that Thee Brew Taster's responsibilities include tasting Buffalo Wings -- espcially if they were cooked at Hooters.

[Constitution Day]

From Lee'sGhost @ #98:

Mister PRESIDENT!!!!! I would like to submit to you, and to this esteemed body of Tar Heels (not meaning UNC here), newcomers, neophytes, and just plain NC Freepers, that I, the inimitable and enigmatic -- and still dead -- Lee'sGhost, be the "O"fficial Taster of the Brew, forever hereafter to be commonly, but no commoner, know as, THEE Beer Taster of the North Carolina Chapter of FreeRepublicans!!!

Remember, I thought of it first.

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Madam Vice-President,

Please share your thoughts on this important - dare I say crucial - cabinet appointment!

FRegards,

Mr. President