What's that? You say that you're an officer of an elite moose-spanking group? Or perhaps I'm merely thinking in Germlish.
Yes, like the Freedom League (or, as some would say, the Powerpuff Girls) we are the ultra-secret combat arm of the Israeli Amen Corner and He-Man Women Haters Club. It is our mission to fight for truth, justice, and the right to spåånk elite Møøses.
Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
PS ... now that you know of our secret existence, we shall have to kill you. Please let us know the time that would be convenient for you.
Regards,
Der Elite Møøsenspåånkengruppen OberKømmååndø