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Dear FBI

How are you? Fine I hope. About why I am writing you, I just read that you are going to be checking up on what we read at libraries. I wanted to let you know about a few of those books I checked out.

First, I did not know that "Edna the Whip Lady" was a naughty book. I thought it was a book about leather manufacturing.

Second, "Making Women's Lingerie in Male Sizes" was one that I just checked out for a rather large female friend of mine. If you cross reference Wal Mart's fabric department records, you should be aware that I bought all that lace and silk for her, too.

Third, that book on "Growing Hemp Products For Fun and Profit", well frankly, I forget just what I thought that was.

Very truly yours,

parsy.