[Xenalyte]

If I can convince just ONE person that the plural of "incident" is "incidents" and not "incidences" (or perhaps, given my geographical location, "incidentses"), my life will have held great meaning.

And if by some freak of chance I succeed in doing so within the next 24 hours, I shall set my sights even higher: the abolition of "anyways."

[eartotheground]

EXPEDITIOUS (non-word?)
GROW THE ECONOMY (all other non-grammatical uses of the word "grow")