[Dog Gone]

They should definitely be on the lookout for terrorists flying B-52s loaded with several hundred bombs, as well as terrorists who have figured out how to cause 8.0 earthquakes.

[Nita Nupress]

Two scuba-gear clad Middle-Eastern men are planning to steal a cropduster, parachute into a lake, shoot the dam on the way down with shoulder-fired Stinger missiles, land near their C-4 laden kayak.  If they missed the dam with the missiles, they're going to scuba dive to the dam with the explosives.  For good measure, their three Middle-Eastern jihad brothers will be driving over the dam with a stolen tanker truck loaded with liquid propane, pipe bombs in hand and ready to blow.

What did I leave out? Stolen ambulances?

[rwfromkansas]

Well, if they used Tesla's "Earthquake Machine," maybe they could actually bring the thing down that way.

[Hebrews 11:6]

Very amusing. However, since I live eight miles directly downstream from Hemet's Diamond Valley Reservoir, which holds far more water than all the dams in southern California combined, I'm sure hoping they don't figure it out!