[RightWhale]

Some day, if you are king, there may be a monkey named after you. Isn't that special.

[Willie Green]

Some day, if you are king, there may be a monkey named after you. Isn't that special.

"King Willie" has a nice ring to it.
But I already have the monkeys:

Green Monkeys
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[Dog Gone]

I was in Costa Rica last week plowing through the jungle (oops, sorry, RAIN FOREST) on an ATV when a Howler Monkey apparently took offense at the disturbance we were causing. He pooped into his own hand and flung it my older brother who was slightly ahead of me.

This was unfortunate on two accounts. First, it barely missed him, and second, I didn't have my camera ready.

I tried to convince the monkey to do it again, but neither he nor my brother were apparently willing to re-enact that MasterCard Moment.