[sneakypete]

But then I have been to so few drunken fornicator funerals.

Ahhh,you just don't understand the "Full Gosphel" crowd of fundies. They see religion as a full-contact sport.

[Hacksaw]

Ahhh,you just don't understand the "Full Gosphel" crowd of fundies. They see religion as a full-contact sport.

ETD.

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh I have seen the full-contact sport types, from a distance, the way I would watch pro wrestling... shaking my head with embarrassment... They can steal the grace from even the most divine of ideas!

You know, lie if you must, but say something nice. It is his funeral. God will understand.

Speaking of which... can you imagine the fist-fights in the religious forum if one of them were to pass, and someone wondered aloud whether the person was actually in heaven?