On the other hand if we ever did see eye-to-eye then what would we do for fun? I will say that you defend your cause with dignity and honor and, usually, a sense of humor and I respect you for it.
Now...if you really want barbecue then forget that Carolina stuff and get on down to Kansas City, where barbecue has been raised to a high art. It has been said that barbecue in KC is like wine in France - go a mile down the road and it's completely different. And it's true, too.