[concerned about politics]

I think Clintons Dixie mafia probably put the rock right where it was to fullfill their evil plan .
Hillary the queen sent her swarm of gay drones in for the attack, forcing the man to turn the wheel in the direction of the rock, insuring his injury and subsequent demise.
To their dismay, he survived to fight another day.
Today, this man is considered a brave soldier who dedicated his life in the fight against evil and it's threat of national infestation.

[Constitution Day]

Hillary the queen sent her swarm of gay drones in for the attack,

ROFL!