To: cogitator
An asteroid spotter in Duluth was brisk.
He said, "Honey, this should be a miss."
This calmed down his wife,
Who had feared for her life.
Said she, "If not, it'll be your *!"
75 posted on
06/21/2002 10:07:32 AM PDT by
tictoc
To: tictoc
Whoops double posting :-P
76 posted on
06/21/2002 10:08:59 AM PDT by
tictoc
To: tictoc
The budget officials were grave;
They said, "We have to be brave --
If this rock had hit hard
In Osama's backyard,
Just think of how much we'd save!"
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