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Noooo. Speaking for men in general, we love buying diamonds for our significant others - why, most of us really regret that there aren't more hours in the day for diamond shopping. Nothing makes men happier than writing checks with the word "thousand" on them, for a little piece of mineral that's suprisingly similar to cut glass. Why, sometimes they're so happy that their hands are just trembling and sweating as they sign checks like that...

BUT, what can you do? If that money is going to be used to destroy the American way of life, men will have to sacrifice, and give up the joy they feel when diamond shopping. It's hard, oh so hard, but it's the right thing to do...