[sbnsd]

OH NO!! I just got a Linens n Things ad in my mail today, and there's even a netting 4-poster canopy-like curtainy thing on sale. Think I should BURN it?

[cyncooper]

I just got a Linens n Things ad

Don't burn it! There's a coupon on the back. I am going tomorrow to get the American Flag beach towel, though it says "quantities limited" and who knows if they'll still have them in stock. The coupon is for purchase over $15, though, so I'll have to shop for more than just the towel. ;-)

[John Jamieson]

Ladies and Gentlemen: welcome to tonight’s 3 hour episode of “Who Dun It?” the show that presents all the evidence and let’s you at home play along in finding the guilty perp. As always, we have 3 guest perps.

1. Presenting: part time pornographer and AutoCAD expert (in more ways than one) David Alan Westerfield!
2. Presenting: part time swingers and the biological parents of the deceased: Damon & Brenda van Dam!
3. And third, but not least, presenting: part time mortgage broker and fulltime lezbo Barb, Barbarella Easton!

As you will remember the body of 7-year-old Danielle van Dam was found along a desert highway just outside of El Cajon several months ago. (Video footage playing)

As you know, all our viewers can vote on the internet or by phone, however the finial decision of “Who Dun It” will be made by our two IBM supercomputers, “Deep Blue” and “Blue Genes” working together. Our in-studio gas chamber is charged and standing by, so let’s get started…..right after this commercial……..