[Sungirl]

OUTSIDE IN THE BACK YARD WHERE DOGS BELONG.

Who says they belong there? DO you ever let him in the house? I'll bet your dog is very agitated and lonely....at least get him a buddy.

[Terriergal]

DO you ever let him in the house? I'll bet your dog is very agitated and lonely....at least get him a buddy

There she goes preaching again... Don't forget not to teach your kids to hunt (e.g. 'kill animals for "fun"')

[Melinator]

Why don't you go live in his backyard and keep the dog company. You could speak to it in sophisticated english and pretend that it was actually understanding and responding to you with a series of looks, huffs and little noises on a subtle, deeply personal level.