[PhilDragoo]

I'm not just white, but blue-eyed, blonde and have HONKIE tattooed on my forehead.

I had a team of three professional Federal security personnel searching my bag--then one of them took E.T.'s finger with the light on the end of it and stuck it in each of my shoes.

Norman Mineta's revenge makes me feel so safe.

[IronJack]

then [took] one of them took E.T.'s finger with the light on the end of it and stuck it in each of my shoes.

They put it in your SHOES? Then somebody owes ME an explanation ...!