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To: Barbie Doll
Combine this new item (#1) with this news item (#2), and voila, the perfect solution to airlines' problems:

Fatties can provide anti-hijacking airliner security while riding in the comfort of free first class upgrades, so long as they promise to sit on the bad guys. (Value carriers, shuttle flights, and other single class flights will need another plan.)

From Item #1:

While buying a ticket for a Southwest flight from Sacramento to Burbank, Calif., he was told he'd need to buy an extra ticket.

The reason? He's what the airline calls "a person of size" - the PC term, evidently, for someone so large he may need more than one seat.

McAllister is, in fact, a big man - 6 feet 2 inches, 350 pounds. But the former college football player says he's never been accused of taking up more than a single seat on a flight.

From Item #2:
Police in Maryland say a man who tried to rob a store died after a customer sat on him.
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He was sat on by a six foot two man who weighed 280 pounds after he was spotted stuffing packs of cigarettes into a bag.

Originally posted on my pitiful blog.

4 posted on 06/19/2002 2:44:33 PM PDT by the
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To: the
I'm 6'6", 270. To me, that's average size:)
5 posted on 06/19/2002 2:47:47 PM PDT by Post Toasties
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