[hollywood]

"Yo momma is so fat person-of-size, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth."

Maybe the airlines should put a lone airplane seat by the gate to check each passenger for 'person-of-size' status. It could be right next to the box that checks the carry-on luggage size.

[Poohbah]

I like it.

One of the most annoying aspects of air travel is that I ALWAYS get wedged between the two largest manatees on the plane that day.