Oh yes, I forgot I also own an SUV..
Good Girl.
I have developed a technique that I sometimes use at parties if I find I am surrounded by liberals. I turn the conversation to automobiles and am very clear that my ambition is to buy the biggest truck that I can, preferably one that burns a gallon of fuel just to fire it up.
That usually clears them out pretty quickly but if for some reason it doesn't, I then turn the conversation to talk radio and tell them that I kind of like listening to Rush, but that he is really a bit too liberal for me.
That one has never failed.