"Funny how every time Mohammed wanted a new child bride, or to sack another city, "allah" spoke to him on that very subject, saying "go for it Mo!"
Yeah, that's pretty much the same take as I've got on Islam. As the Churchlady from Sat. Night Live might say, "How convenient!" Must be nice to have such an accomodating god, always there when you need him. The prophets be praised!