[Tacis]

I sure that Chuckie Schmuckie will do the right thing. First, we can be sure that the ultra left wing, extreme liberal geese (they are Canadian, after all) WANT to do the right thing. So, it is just a question then, of education. Lets go to the breeding grounds and, with an "eggucation" program, teach the young goslings about the advatages of other landing areas. Then, with clever signs and posters in the primary languages honked by Canada geese, remind them of the alternatives. Sure, it can be an expensive program and will require, not only many dedicated federal employees, but the commitment of all Americans, but we have no choice, we must do it for the other silly gooses. Right Chuckie?

[canuckwest]

Enough! All Canadian Geese are equally ballanced between their right and left wings, similar to your basic canucklehead. However, sometimes they fly too long on one wing(the left one at present)and when this one falters(as is happening)they then switch to the other wing. A suggestion, here in Alberta, we have a surplus of wolves that love to snack on geese, given the appropriate green cardage, Bob's your uncle.