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Sen. Schumer wants fed. gov. to develop plan to control Canada geese population (IDIOT ALERT!)
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| 6/17/02
Posted on 06/17/2002 2:38:16 PM PDT by areafiftyone
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To: glaseatr
chuckie and the hildabeast were walking along...big ole goose dropped a big ole load on the hildabeast....she was totally disgusted and ordered chuckie to fetch some toilet tissue....chuckie whined and said but hildy, by the time i get back, the goose will already be gone!!!!! yee haw
To: Pharmboy
Chuckie must have stepped goose crap one to many times on the golf course.
To: areafiftyone
The Canada geese have become year-round residents of parks and lake areas,
Well, if they are now year-round residents, they are no longer Canadian Geese, but New York Geese and thus they are Constituent Geese, eh?
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:01:12 PM PDT
by
Utopia
To: Rebelbase
Chuckie is a Dim; that means he is used to goose-stepping.
To: Russ
Exactly what I say. We have loads of geese here in a preservation in Westchester, New York that are not Canadian. They breed like rabbits and start feeding on people's lawns. Every once in a while they start killing them to keep down the population. Its a simple solution not one that should involve the government.
To: Russ
An open season with shotguns would do the job nicely. I second that!!! You could always feed some poor people in New York City with the geese (providing the b-b's pellets are removed...)
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:06:53 PM PDT
by
topher
To: areafiftyone
The irony here is that this legislation will probably get voted on in the Senate. While any real initiatives never make it to the floor.
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:10:03 PM PDT
by
AdA$tra
To: katze
Agreed, Schumer is an idiot, and this is hardly a govt responsibility.
OTOH, these geese can make a terrible mess.Agreed that Schumer is an idiot.
OTOH, hunting is not always an alternative in densely populated suburbs.
It is my understanding that a pair of nesting swan will chase away the geese.
You'll still have some big bird poop to contend with, but not as much.
To: areafiftyone
Note to Senator Schumer: Shoot them and eat them! Problem solved!
Like most socialists, Chuckie takes the wrong vector to get to his destination. He figures that the world is round (one of the few ideas that the socialists buy into) and he figures, "I'll get there some time"! The man is an incredible idiot.
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:11:46 PM PDT
by
timydnuc
To: areafiftyone
fences around lakes and ponds to block access to the waterAh...Don't geese fly?
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:12:44 PM PDT
by
paul51
To: katze
It would seem that the geese are as full of s__t as Senator Chuckie.
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:13:52 PM PDT
by
pankot
To: areafiftyone
It's obvious now that Canadian Geese are racist against Americans. That's why they're pooping on everything in Long Island.
What's good enough for the dog is good enough for the gander.
-PJ
To: glaseatr
I get the feeling that "Ol Chuckey" got bombed by a high flyer. Something I'd pay real money to see at a web site.
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:15:59 PM PDT
by
strela
To: timydnuc
Every socialist idea has a consequence, every conservative idea has a solution.
Now, think about that!
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:16:11 PM PDT
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timydnuc
To: Tacis
Enough! All Canadian Geese are equally ballanced between their right and left wings, similar to your basic canucklehead. However, sometimes they fly too long on one wing(the left one at present)and when this one falters(as is happening)they then switch to the other wing. A suggestion, here in Alberta, we have a surplus of wolves that love to snack on geese, given the appropriate green cardage, Bob's your uncle.
To: .38sw
"moving scarecrows"
Put Hillary's picture on them, that should do the trick!
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:18:36 PM PDT
by
gc4nra
To: areafiftyone
Maybe we can get into a support group with the Geesian-Americans and we can convince them to do more abortions, if that helps to self-actualize them in a meaningful and loving way.
To: gc4nra; .38sw
I take back my last reply, I completely missed the part about controling them humanly!
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posted on
06/17/2002 3:21:18 PM PDT
by
gc4nra
To: pankot
It would seem that the geese are as full of s__t as Senator Chuckie. That's not possible, even collectively.
To: paul51
Jeez, Paul, you tryin' to blow the contract for Chucky's buddy the fence contractor??
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