[cynicalman]

Scottish-style golf hat

Your average run of the mill kidnapper of children usually wear Scottish Style golf hats.

[Myrnick]

When I'm out abducting 14-year-olds I usually go with a Deerstalker.

Personally, this is too weird. How many 'intruders' hide in a house for a few hours before stealing/killing/kidnapping? Something's past its 'sell before' date in Copenhagen.

[tracer]

"Scottish golf hat," eh? My money's on Groundskeeper Willie or perhaps Sideshow Bob -- or even Smythers, trying to frame the father or the uncle.

Or is "Lady Lawyer" really "Laddie Lawyer?"

To all who are "leaning" one way or the other, may I suggest a ricketly, old, low railing overlooking the Grand Canyon, which is just a few hours south of the crime scene. Do everyone a favor...