[mattdono]

(To the writer of the piece):

After some thought, I have determined the following...

1. You make too much money and have too much time on your hands;
2. You are a loser who can't get a date have and too much time on your hands; or,
3. You still live at home sucking off of your parent's teat and have too much time on your hands

Whatever you choose, you have WAY too much time on your hands.

[Cultural Jihad]

Whatever you choose, you have WAY too much time on your hands.

Time?