[Tennessee_Bob]

I've heard that about Tennessee.

Don't forget Texas...

Don't get upset - I'm a native Texan...you're probably a cousin somewhere along the line...

[jraven]

This is outrageous. They MUST be investigated. After all, the federal government is stable in every way. (Q: What does it mean when the flag is half-staff at the Post Office? A: We're hiring.)

[jraven]

This is outrageous. They MUST be investigated. After all, the federal government is stable in every way. (Q: What does it mean when the flag is half-staff at the Post Office? A: We're hiring.)

[packrat01]

Cousin Bob? Is that you?

You don't look anything like Uncle Bubba's brother's son. Must look like yer ma; mustache and all...